early christmas present.

So my fabulous Chicago favorites and I decided to hit up some shopping and do some damage to our already fleeting bank accounts this afternoon.

Thank god for my Nordstrom employee discount. We got a pair of black Jimmy Choo's for Jen and a pair of gold Loubies for me for a freakin' steal. We didn't literally steal them, but we may as well have.

The best part is not even having to pay for them but receiving them as birthday/early Christmas presents. God love Aunt Diane. I swear a pair of gorgeous shoes can brighten up even the coldest of Chicago days.

[Ps. You may not believe me. But these Loubs are VERY comfortable. As in I'm going to wear them to work for an 8 hour shift. Who knew that was ever going to be possible?]

quote of the day.

"I would hate for someone to look at my shoe and say, 'Oh my God! That looks so comfortable!' That's not what I want to project. But I'm not a sadist. I don't believe suffering makes you beautiful. But comfort is not part of my creative process."

-Christian Louboutin on his killer heels

[Literally, they are killer. I can barely take a step in mine. He's still a genius.]

the print media may be dying, but...

...that means we get to enjoy wonderful online publications and magazines. Personally, I don't find it as satisfying as having the physical library of magazines that have accumulated wherever my stuff is, but it is still a great way to appreciate online developments. And fashion too, of course.

I found this one from a link on one of my favorite blogs, Fashionista, and it is called Glossy Magazine.

This is their newest issue, and it has some great spreads and stylist work. The cover features two online people I worship, The Sartorialist and Jane Aldridge, the author of the blog Sea of Shoes. I want to be her.

It is the next best thing to going out and physically buying a magazine at the store. Although, I really wish you would go out and buy a magazine, because Lord knows they need the revenue and sales.

Ps. Happy Halloween!

okay, this may be a little controversial.

I really, really enjoy that we have a gorgeous first lady that wears more than just an Oscar de la Renta suit from the 90s or has no real fashion sense. Really, I do. I think Michelle Obama is wonderful, and definitely has a great sense of style.

But why are her daily fashion choices big fashion news?

Literally, every single day, I see a post that goes something like... "Omg, Michelle Obama wore J. Crew yesterday!" or "Michelle seen popping her collar at blah blah blah event."

I just don't understand why this is such a big deal. When she picked that gorgeous white Jason Wu dress for the Inaugural Ball, that was news. Mostly because all of the fashion elite was competing for her choice of design and the chance for her to wear it at one of the biggest events in our country when celebrating a newly elected President. But before that I swear I read hundreds of posts about every stinking detail leading up to the big reveal.

Dare I ask again, why?

She graced the cover of Vogue last March, and now the upcoming Glamour issue. She looks to die for, but I hope we can stick to that as the coverage of her fashion sense rather than a daily tidbit that really does not matter in the slightest. I know she's great, but I don't care what she wore to the Bronx yesterday or to the World Series Game. Thanks.

louboutin soars to new heights, and not in heels.

I was reading my new issue of W Magazine the other day, and found this on the short news page.

Apparently, Christian Louboutin [the man that made the red sole famous and lust worthy] has collaborated with champagne maker extraordinaire Piper-Heidsieck to create a glass champage flute that resembles a five inch Louboutin pump.

The flutes are only available at the Piper-Heidsieck online store and Neiman Marcus as part of the Le Rituel gift set for $500. But, it comes with champagne. Wowza.

“There is something a little bit corny of drinking out of a shoe,” Louboutin says. “I thought of Cinderella, so the shoe became a symbol of the lost person.”

The tradition of drinking out of a lady's heel began in the 1880s after Russian ballerinas gave up their slippers for counts to drink out of in celebration.

Sounds a little strange to me. But I suppose if you'd like to try it, and you have a spare $500 laying around somewhere, run over to Neimans and pick up a Loub flute.

the coolest thing ever, but maybe a little crazy.

I am still delaying on my Alexander McQueen post. I think I'm going to break it up.

For now, I will discuss what everyone else is discussing: the twelve inch deathtrap heels that the models miraculously managed to wiggle down the runway in for his Spring 2010 Ready to Wear show.

Functionality completely aside, they are one of the weirdest/coolest, most innovative designs anyone has ever created...in my opinion of course.

Apparently, as evidence by the video footage and simply by looking at them, they are completely impossible to walk in. They arrived at the Vogue UK offices and no one could really make it more than a few steps.

I think my ankle my break the second I attempted to jam one onto my foot. And even if I got that far, I'm sure I couldn't walk a step. But I sure as hell would try. I swear if I ever see one of these shoes live in a store, I'd faint [or at least scream] on the spot.

I'm not sure why they are so inspiring. Probably because the truly break the barriers of fashion and bring it a step beyond what everyone else did. McQueen is known for his wacko design, but I feel these accessories were more than just a weird fad he created. They are art.

I literally sat, nearly asphyxiated, from sheer admiration of both the design and the girls somehow keeping one foot in front of the other without face planting.

These shoes are another example of why I love fashion so much. It is not only entertaining, but when something like these happen, it makes you question what limits clothes and accessories can have...or if one even exists in the first place.

I'd have to say my favorite ones are the shoes in the first picture of this post. They literally are dead on the same print as the dress he paired them with, and I think they are genuinely gorgeous. I feel like I should be admiring them from behind a glass case in some museum somewhere.

What also really impressed me was how each show clearly had the same design, but each made such a different statement. Some were made of python, others to resemble fish scales, and other to resemble delicate butterfly wings. I just don't understand how anyone could make so many different ideas flow to create distinctly different shoes. I really can't say enough about these, again, functionality completely out the window.

So thanks, Alexander. You get more and more brilliant everyday.

Images via style.com, nymag.com, and vogueuk.com

my main man: Stefano Pilati

I'm not sure what draws me to this man so hard...perhaps his rugged good looks. Or his chain smoking. Or his absolutely fantastic clothes.

I even named my computer after him.

Stefano Pilati is the creative director for Yves Saint Laurent, and has captured the title of my main man for this week, or for life.

The simplicity of both his character and his design make him stand out, proving that something does not necessarily need to be intricate or extravagant to be glamorous.

He has been with YSL, one of the most legendary labels in the entire fashion industry, since 2004 carrying on Yves' legacy. Tom Ford, one of my other leading men, attempted to take on the job but ended up quitting just before Pilati stepped in.

He has ruled the label ever since. Early in his career, he got flack from the critics about being too romantic or too ahead of the times, only to turn around and have his looks be everywhere and be worn by everyone. He always has a fresh look that sticks to the simplicity of the YSL label. Even with some designers that I worship, their shows can be off for me sometimes or I don't see the fluidity of their collections. I can honestly say I have never felt that about Pilati's work. Not even his uni-sex collection. In fact, I'd pretty much wear anything this man sketched out and brought to life. As long as he doesn't mind a couple extra dress sizes from what he is used to. Ugh.

Anyways. Some random facts. The man has been working in fashion since the age of 17. He knows his stuff. He has worked for Prada and consequently, Miu Miu. He has been to rehab twice for heroin addiction. He is a straight man turned gay. He speaks Italian, French, and English. He is full of surprises and a complete and utter genius.

I just want to know more about his life. I mean clearly, because of his involvement in fashion and my addiction to his clothes and bags [I am totally begging for the Muse bag for Christmas this year, as I've been obsessed with it pretty much my entire life], but also because I feel like he would have very fantastic stories to tell me over drinks some evening. Maybe one day, I can make that happen.

Until then, read this fabulous piece the New York Times did on him last year, entitled "The Tastemaker" if you'd like to know more about my main man.

a trend i wish would die forever.

Okay, maybe people see these as a joke. But I have seen quite a few people wearing them legitimately out in public when they are not intending [or so I believe...] to go dance on a pole and remove their clothes.

Clear heels. Why. I just do not understand. At all.

Unfortunately, the trend has shown up again on runways for Spring 2010, which I neglected to notice until seeing a post on the Cut. Apparently, Milan designers that I have come to respect, such as Prada or DSquared2, think this is a good idea.

Well, Miuccia, Dean, and Dan, you are sorely mistaken. Please do not ever create shoes that incorporate plastic. It's unbecoming and ugly.

I literally cannot help but scrunch up my face disapprovingly if I see anyone wearing these or see them in a store somewhere. I'm sorry for my strong opinions, but I support the furthering of fashion, not disgusting footwear.

And it isn't really the actual heel part of the shoe that bothers me. I mean I don't like it, but it doesn't make my skin crawl. It's the top of the shoe where real straps are supposed to be, but instead clear panels lie. Not okay.

And that concludes my rant for this evening.

a present to myself/quote of the day.

I received an email a few days ago from one of my favorite online discount boutiques, Yoox, informing me of their semi-annual (so this will happen to me twice perhaps...) sample sale. This sale involves the words 90% off. That's right. 90%.

I was a bit late, unfortunately, but was able to snag a gorgeous, but wacko pair of Stella McCartney wedges for $80. That's right. $80. Now to some of you, that sounds like a steep price. But these shoes retail for hundreds.

And I got them for 90% off...

They are almost a slate grey/blueish color, and totally inappropriate for this upcoming season of crap, but worth staring at in my closet as a promise of spring's very distant arrival. Ugh.

Take a looksie.

Also, the quote of the day from Stella herself:

“It’s really belittling of the customer to think that anyone from a different price bracket deserves anything less.”
-Stella McCartney in the New York Times on her design for Gap Kids

it IS true!

A while ago, rumors were floating round that Tom Ford was going to start designing womenswear again.

I desperately wished these rumors would come true. And it has. Yessss.

The designer confirmed to WWD that a womenswear line will happen "very soon." There is not a confirmed date as to when the collection will arrive, but it could be as early as 2010.

The team are currently looking for financial backing, but this could potentially cost $50 million. And worth every penny...even though that is quite a few pennies.

Apparently, to emulate the ideas he started for his menswear, he will have stores specifically for the women's clothing as well. They are sure to be as luxurious and outlandish as the men's, who can drink their choice of scotch and buy $9,000 boots. Wowza.

Today is an exciting day for fashion news! Minus all the job cuts. Boo.

Photo by: Akiko Sameshima via WWD

a little bit different.

With a cover styled by my favorite lady, Carine Roitfeld, the new issue of French Vogue looks a little bit different than usual.

Isabeli Fontana is the leading lady, featuring the beginning of the couture issue.

I. Am. So. Excited.

an outfit repeater?

There are multiple cases of photo evidence to back up this quote, so I guess I'm not too shocked. But Anna Wintour, ladies and gentlemen, is an outfit repeater. And not only is she one, she recommends it others.

All this time I've thought it was a bad thing. I just don't have the extravagant means of purchasing new clothes every time I need something to wear, despite what people may say.

Anna spoke to my favorite blog, The Cut, at the God’s Love We Deliver gala and said, "“I usually wear the same dress twenty times. I think it's always fun to have something new, but it doesn't mean that everything you already have in your closet has to be thrown out, you know? Recycle. It’s totally okay — I even recommend it.”

I just can't believe it. I mean I can, but now she actually admitted to it. You will now see me in my favorite DVF dress at least a thousand times. Thanks Anna.

quote of the day.

"I hate celebrities. All those pointless girls — I won't name names, but you know who I mean. They are 'famous.' Ridiculous. I like women with style: Actresses like Uma Thurman, icons like Audrey Hepburn. I like women with style to wear my shoes."

-Manolo Blahnik

Uma Thurman is kind of random. But well said sir.

star struck.

So I've never met a celebrity. At least never one that was a surprise, as I have stood at countless stage doors for Broadway shows. Anyways, the point is, I feel as if I would be the star struck babbling idiot that can't contain her joy.

Let's just say I was. I got to work today bright and early to find camera crews running around the second floor of Nordstrom. Who were they filming you ask? The fabulous Tim Gunn of Project Runway.

So maybe he isn't the most famous celebrity, but I certainly freaked out. I've loved that show since it came on. And I've always said I want Tim to be my best friend.

After many moments of standing around watching him film for an upcoming Oprah episode in which he helps five guys get made over in our store and in our clothes, I was too scared to approach him even as he stood in my department.

However, the salespeople made me go up and shake his hand. He really is the nicest guy. He asked me my name and everything, like he cared. I really don't even remember what I said, I'm sure something idiotic. But that was a highlight of my weekend.

I'm posting on Alexander McQueen's show tomorrow. I've been delaying because I'm not sure if I can write the correct words to describe the genius of the show. But I'm gonna try.

interesting factoid.

I saw this in that stupid in flight magazine on my way home from Boston and forgot to post it. Typical.

Apparently, a British clothing company, Matalan, asked onepoll.com to do a survey of how long women take picking out their clothes.

The big number?

Women spend a total of 287 days of their lives choosing the clothes they wear. I was floored. More details include the hours per year women spend choosing clothes:

-64 hours on weekday mornings
-24 hours on weekend mornings
-34 hours on weekday evenings [uh...pjs?]
-17 hours on weekend evenings [this is the most surprising.]
-6 hours on gym and activities
-3.5 hours on dinner parties
-1.7 hours on vacation packing [um. much, much longer.]
-6.6 hours on vacation

Thanks Southwest airlines in flight magazine? It may be way off, but it is definitely still interesting. How long do you spend picking out your outfits? I know a few people who would throw this survey wayyy off.

[Just for clarification. That picture is of my old closet in my last apartment right after I moved in. I know, disaster. I just thought it was funny and appropriate.]

my first fashion show.

So last Thursday night, my favorite employer hosted a Men's Fashion Event on our floor, successfully turning our cases full of merchandise into a full scale bar and our main aisle into a full scale runway.

Nordstrom collaborated with CS Magazine to host this fabulous event. We had a famous Chicago DJ, gorgeous male models, and news cameras all over the place. Unfortunately, it was my job to make sure the shirts were straight and the customers were happy rather than enjoying a delicious beverage and eyeing some gorgeous male models [but I did get paid. Yay].

But it really was an eye opening experience, even though it was small scale to the kind of shows I write about but only dream of one day attending. But the music and the vibe really suited me. Everyone seemed to be having a great time, and our wonderful store manager and my favorite men's furnishings girl in the world really made the night something bigger than just a little fashion event on the second floor of our store.

What really floored me is how great all the attendees looked [minus, of course, the homeless man that continued to compliment me on my shoes. ugh. how did he even get up there? who knows]. Seriously, everyone was dressed to the nines, and of course I knew this is how people dress when going to a fashion event, but it was a bit shocking to see it first hand.

Overall, I'm so glad I skipped class [sorry, professor] to come to work and experience this event. NBC and CS Magazine covered the event and took some video. Sorry for the lack of good pictures... like I said, I felt kind of awkward whipping out my iPhone while on the clock. But I got a couple. Enjoy!

Ps. Skip to .48 seconds if you want to skip to the show.

Pps. Here was my job for half the evening. Yes that is a giant pile and bar full of unfolded men's dress shirts. Ugh. Glamorous. To be fair, that's probably one of the most intense piles I have encountered while working there. But still.

the most surprising of paris fashion week: Chanel

Slideshow of the looks.

Okay, aside from Karl's rude comments earlier this week, the Chanel show was still absolutely something we have never seen before.

With a down on the farm theme, the entire runway was covered in hay with models and Lily Allen [wtf, why] playing around in the space while somehow creating a semblance of a show.

Favorite Look:

How hot is it to have a gorgeous couple being able to pull of the exact same outfit? Incredible and impressing. And those jeans, gotta have em.

With close to 75 looks, it's unbelievable [but not unusual] that he had so much to show. However, that being said, there seemed to be a multitude of ideas that did not really connect. That is not to say the show was bad, but I would have been more impacted if the clothes all had the classic Chanel feel, or a white out feel, or whatever feel that would fit together.

But give me a break on the ugly clogs. I usually never say this about anything unique or super high fashion, especially Chanel, but those clogs are just freaking hideous.

Overall, I feel very mixed emotions about Chanel this season. It's very hot and cold for me, like wow, that was completely incredible or oh my god, I wish I could burn that. But that's the thing with fashion, sometimes your favorite designer can create something that makes you gasp, and not in a good way. But no one can ever deny the genius that is Karl Lagerfeld or the house of Chanel, no matter what gets sent down the runway.

Photo by Monica Feudi via gorunway.com/style.com

in a dream world.

I posted this on my old blog when it first came out last March. So it may be a bit old. But regardless, I was feeling inspired due to my current assignments for school: a french composition and a magazine spread.

I just can't begin to touch upon this woman and the impact she has had on my life. Honestly, if I could be anyone in the entire world, I would choose Carine Roitfeld...hands freakin' down.

She is the editor in chief of French Vogue. She does not believe in celebrities on the covers of magazines. She does not believe in models that are too skinny. She does not believe in clothes that are too expensive.

Here is a clip from an article published in 2008 about Carine and her opposition to American ways.

"Roitfeld has been the editor-in-chief of French Vogue for the past seven years, ever since she took over from the cerebral Joan Juliet Buck. Roitfeld remade French Vogue in her own image, which is to say svelte, tough, luxurious, and wholeheartedly in love with dangling-cigarette, bare-chested fashion.

So much of the fashion world is about negotiating insecurity—exploiting it enough to make you want to buy things, but still nurturing, to keep you close. But Carine Roitfeld is like the industry’s X factor: Fashion does not, could not, make her insecure. Fashion is the place in the world where Roitfeld is most comfortable and at home.

Because of this, Roitfeld’s French Vogue is the polar opposite of most American fashion magazines. It is unconcerned with making fashion wearable or accessible to its readers. It is not inclusive: There is no advice on how to dress if you’re shaped like a pear or about to turn 50."

This is exactly how I feel about fashion. To. A. T.

And like I said, I feel as though I cannot touch on her sheer brilliance. It is just one of those things that is, and something I understand on a very real, cerebral level.

At risk of continuing and sounding a little obsessed, I leave you with these clips from an episode of CNN's Revealed, where they followed Carine around to soak up all her fabulous. Enjoy.

guilty pleasures.

I may or may not have just spent the equivalent of at least three hours of work to have a bottle of nail polish sent to me from Las Vegas because both the Chicago and Boston boutiques were totally out.

What is the world coming to and what am I thinking?

All for green nails...My, oh my.

But if you can get some and not pay an astronomical amount for no reason, I would highly suggest it. Chanel Jade is apparently a big deal, and it looks really unique and funky on. Just a silly suggestion, really.

the best of paris fashion week: Louis Vuitton

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

This collection is so Marc Jacobs it's ridiculous. And yay afros. For real, so different and original. Some of the denim looks were a bit off for me, as well as the giant rabbits' feet. But overall, I'm feeling the grungy roots of Marc with the twist of Louis Vuitton thrown into the garments. This one is a great play off menswear. And the jacket with the contrasting sleeves is straight out of my wildest dreams.



I even sadly enjoy the giant tassels? Why? I don't know. I really need to find some way to acquire this jacket. Even though I have nothing Louis Vuitton. Ugh. Also, on Louis Vuitton's Facebook page, the show streamed live for the first time ever. Here's a link if you care to watch the crazy fros and fab clothes strut down the catwalk.

Ps. Sorry for the late postings of the shows. I just had other things to tell you about.

Photo by Marcio Madeira, via style.com

newest obsession.

I work at Nordstrom. We all probably know this by now. Everyday, I pass the men's fragrance counter to get to my back stock room. Now, I do not need this, as I am clearly already addicted to all things cosmetics [mascara, perfume, and nail polish being my weakest spots].

So the other day, I asked the fragrance manager if anything new was out and delicious. He immediately left and brought me the new Viktor and Rolf Eau Mega to try, claiming how "sexy" it is.

Um. Let me just tell you. He was 1000% correct.

Now, I consider myself a bit of a perfume connoisseur. I have truly never been so in love with a fragrance. It's spicy, and feminine, and mysterious. It's also pricey, but I assure you, so so so worth it. Oh man, oh man.

Ps. Look at how fierce Raquel looks in this ad. Get it.

not too sure.

The new cover of November Vogue has surfaced.

Honestly, I love Annie Leibowitz. But these women are seriously gorgeous. Why all the blatant airbrushing? For real.

I'm pretty much obsessed with all the gowns, and with Marion Cotillard...and with the musical Nine [the reason for the four seemingly random girls to appear on the same cover], even though it isn't out yet.

I guess I'm just partial to Carine's idea. Models on covers, not celebrities. Ugh.

about freakin time.

FINALLY!

After probably about a thousand direct rip offs of other people's designs, scam artist Steve Madden is getting sued for his latest copy.

These two shoes may look the exact same, but one is an original design made with quality materials and one is a terrible impostor.

The one on the left is Alexander McQueen's Faithful bootie, which he designed to inspire the look of a motorcycle jacket. The one on the right is Steve Madden's copy that he refuses to stop selling, even after threatened with a lawsuit.

McQueen has had enough, and filed suit on October 1 against the copy of his design, according to WWD. I really hope he wins. I get personally offended when I see these shoes in the windows or on the shelves of my store.

Um hi, use your brain and be a designer...which means actually designing and not stealing other people's hard work. K, thanks.

Photo by Steve Madden and Alexander McQueen, via The Cut.

a legend.

One of the most legendary and notable [for lack of better words] photographers of all time passed away at the age of 92 on Wednesday.

Irving Penn changed the fashion industry, and made Vogue magazine something people actually wanted to read. He started in 1943, which just sounds like a million years ago.

His photographs became legend, adorning the walls of museums and exhibits all over the world. He created fashion with his work, and translated it for all the world to see and appreciate.

He truly was a legend, and his work will forever effect anyone and everyone who encounters it.

This is my favorite photograph that he took. Thank you for all the fabulous, life changing photos Irving.

quote of the day

“A friend of mine suggested that all the celebrity designers (Gwen Stefani, et al) get together with their friends and have Celebrity Fashion Week. They can get their business out of the way, knock themselves out, and then the rest of us can do ours.”

-Cathy Horyn, about Paris Fashion Week via her blog.

Speakin the truth. Finally.

the best of paris fashion week: Lanvin

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

I just mentioned draping in the last post, and it seems Alber was ready to conquer that trend all over again. I think this dress is just gorgeous, and the color is as rich as an expensive piece of jewelry.



While I will probably never own anything Lanvin due to my ridiculous lack of extra money, I will continuously wish otherwise. Some of the clothes this man cranks out are nothing short of amazing. I mean genuinely, can you imagine how much time this took? Anyone that tells me high fashion has no reason for being that expensive, I'm going to show them a picture of that.

Photo by Marcio Madeira, via style.com

the best of paris fashion week: Yves Saint Laurent, bien sur

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

Once again, surprise surprise, I cannot decide. Both are fantastic. I'm super into the draping look right now, and not because I've been eating too much over fall break and need to hide my stomach. But anywaysss...





Some of the show seemed a little wacky, like going from country shirt embroidered with strawberries to a Sweeney Todd-esque leather apron. But so is Pilati's genius. I gotta get some of those strawberry earrings...

Photos by Marcio Madeira, via style.com

ridiculous. the update.

So remember my Lindsay Lohan rant?

Here's the Times review.

Called it.

the most ridiculous thing i think i've ever heard.

We've all heard the rumors. Fresh new college graduate with big dreams [soon to be me...terrified screams...] walks into the offices of his/her dream job for an interview, probably sweating bullets or about to cry.

Now for my sake, and for this post, let's pretend you are walking into the 12th floor of 4 Times Square. Aka, the fashion mecca itself...Vogue Magazine.

If you've gotten this far, you must be some kind of goddess. Or at least done something right for the past 15 years of your life.

However, to my shock, a recent interview with Anna Wintour [if you don't know who that is, you should either a) look it up or b) stop reading this blog] that came out has her saying that she actually interviews people that have never read Vogue in their lives...

...

I've totally heard that joke. Not reading/knowing anything about the job that you are attempting to get. But seriously. You're going to walk into the office of Anna Wintour and just pretend to know what you're talking about? Do you wish to leave with a) a job or b) your head still attached to your body?

Oh, I'd like to show these girls a thing or two...or seventeen. I'm offended. With 2 f's.

quote of the day.

"It's always, 'Hmm, what would be the more awkward way to do this?' If something looks regular, we end up not liking it." -Laura Mulleavy of Rodarte to 10 Magazine

10 Magazine may be one of the coolest things since Vogue Paris. It's produced in England, and costs an arm and a leg here. But definitely worth checking out.

better late than never.

Okay. So I'm guilty. I went on vacation and have been soaking up the fabulous streets of Boston, instead of being at my computer. That, and I have no internet access unless I sit at Starbucks. [Currently, sitting under an umbrella on Newbury Street. Does it get much better than this?]

Also, I worked incessantly on my photo header after discovering that Adobe Photoshop has a free trial download. Yes, yes, yes. Feelings?

Paris Fashion Week is going on. I will of course have my favorite looks and shows posted in the very near future.

Boston Fashion Week actually finished up this weekend. I will investigate.

More to come, I haven't forgotten. Go enjoy the nice weather and the fabulous boots I have seen girls wearing here. Why are people so much more fashionable on the East Coast?

fashion editorials out the ying yang.

So, instead of working on my project in class, I was, naturally, procrastinating.

I found the coolest website of all time.

Check it out.

a trip to the cinema.

So Tom Ford, my main man for life, made a movie. Yes, indeed. He directed "A Single Man", which is supposed to be coming out this year.

I'll let the trailer speak for itself.

ridiculous.

Ok. So I have a brief rant to accomplish. But only quickly, seeing as any longer than a few paragraphs is a total waste of digital breath.

That being said...

Designer Emanuel Ungaro, whom I have never heard of before this ridiculous story [and I know things], will conduct his Spring 2010 Ready to Wear show on Sunday in Paris.

Okay. What's the big idea you ask?

The big idea, or more like the colossal disaster, is that --gasp-- Lindsey Lohan is his artistic adviser, overseeing his collection. Yes, that ridiculous hot mess of a "celebrity" that annoys the crap out of me every time I have to see her cracked out face in a picture or plays on her name in a headline.

Does a person that dresses like this know anything about fashion? No. No is the answer.

Sorry for the harsh reality, but I feel like she should stick to either attempts as an actress or go crawl into a hole in some Hollywood mansion and stay there...so this nonsense about her intruding about one of my favorite weeks of the year ceases.

Kthanks. That's all, Miranda Priestly style.

And I had to have some kind of photo. And frankly, I would absolutely rather look at this gorgeous man than any more of Crazy.

On a brighter note... Paris Fashion Week started today! A close second to my favorite New York Fashion Week. Stay tuned for great things, I'm sure. Chanel. Balenciaga. Lanvin. Chloe. I could go on.

Here's the schedule :)

the best of milan fashion week: Dolce and Gabbana

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

The bright red shoes [which I might add, are not pumps. Even better]. The feminine look of a man's outfit. I adore it.



Plus, it could probably hide the extra around my hip/waist area. Or make it look even worse. It really is a gamble, but one I'm absolutely willing to take.

Photo by Marcio Maderia, via style.com

the best of milan fashion week: Fendi

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

There were only two or three disasters that walked, but the moment this look popped up, I immediately forgave Karl for a couple slip ups and began contemplating how I could possibly make this skirt appear in my closet.



Oh, to be a Fendi girl...

Photo by Marcio Madeira via style.com

the best of milan fashion week: Gucci

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

Basically, the coat and the accessories are unbelievable. I love the similar shades combined together to create a sporty, but fierce look.



I feel like grey could be the new black. Call me crazy. But I'm really into it.

Photo by Marcio Madeira via style.com

the best of milan fashion week: Marni

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

Ok, fine. I have three. Whatever. I might go broke very soon, and by might, I mean will.



Dear Consuelo,
I'm obsessed with your clothes.
Love,
Maddie

Photo via Marcia Madeira, via style.com

the best of milan fashion week: Bottega Veneta

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

It's rare that I pick one of the formal/red carpet gowns as my favorite. Because of course, they're incredible, but when was the last time [or the first time, rather] that I needed a dress for my red carpet event? Try never.

But this one just blows my mind.



I'd feel like just like a queen.

Photo by Marcio Madeira via style.com

the best of milan fashion week: Prada

"Business to Beach" was the theme of Miuccia Prada's Spring 2010 Ready to Wear show that kicked off Milan Fashion week.

She strayed away from her traditional wacky pieces that challenge normal thoughts about fashion. The transition from casual to dressy combined with looks like bermudas and vests made out of dressier material. It started with the business looks and ended with the beach looks, creating a unique fluidity.

Not everything was totally wearable, but a great deal of the looks created a new aspect of Prada's design that could be worn for a multitude of occasions.

Not my favorite show, but definitely one of the best due to the originality of the looks and ideas. That, and Miuccia is a genius, per usual.

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

Okay, everyone picked this look at well. It's not necessarily something I would walk out of the house wearing, but I love the abstract layers and details.



And of course, the shades.

again, please let it be true.

Today on Reuters, an article popped up that nearly made me pass out.

Tom Ford, the man/legend that made Gucci a big deal, currently only designs menswear and the occasional women's sunglasses or perfume for his own brand.

Well, times could be a changin. His luxury name, Tom Ford International, began searching for quite a large investment of $50 million or more in order to start a womenswear line. Now currently, this is all just speculation. But seriously, life would be unbelievable if he had his own namesake women's line.

His legend spawned from his innovative and unique designs for women, and perhaps a bright future is near for his brand and the women lucky enough to wear/afford his clothes.

And isn't he one of the most attractive men you've ever seen?

Image via Google images.

the best of london fashion week: Burberry Prorsum

Christopher Bailey and his team at Burberry utilized one of the newest tools in reaching a much larger audience that fits in their tents yesterday at the Burberry Prorsum Spring 2010 Ready to Wear show.

From Chelsea College of Art and Design in London, Burberry broadcasted the show live over the internet. I posted the link right before the show started, and was only able to watch about five minutes of the actual footage before class had to swoop in my ruin my life. Typical.

Many of fashion's finest, including current Burberry model Emma Watson [aka Hermoine, in the seriously bright gold dress],Victoria Beckham, and Mary-Kate Olsen sat front and center to watch the newest glam strut down the runway, according to style.com.

This young audience fit perfectly with the overall aesthetic of this season's Prorsum line: young, short, and loud. Military looks and glitter both made appearances, but the ideas mostly echoed around fresh takes on Burberry's iconic pieces.

What most impressed me was his use of drapery and intricate folding, which made old silhouettes look like a brand new idea. The fact that I would seriously drop my few paychecks on nearly every piece is a serious statement.

Chris, you're a genius.

Slideshow of the looks.

Favorite Look:

Throw the trench on top of the outfit, and I'm in heaven.




See that knot at the bottom? Iconic twist. Who knew.

Photos by Marcio Madeira via style.com

so, size 12 is unacceptable?

Obviously, this story is a little closer to my heart.

In a world that completely revolves around the superficial, it comes as no surprise that when someone tries to go against the stereotypical, size 2-perfect body-completely flawless, something dramatic must ensue.

This week at London Fashion Week, designer Mark Fast did just that.

In his Spring 2010 ready to wear show, he cast three models ranging from size 12 to 14 to walk down his runway in the new designs. But some people, apparently including some audience members and people working on Fast's team, were not so comfortable with the idea of--gasp--a non-size two girl taking part in the show.

According to an article from the BBC in London, Amanda May, Fast's managing director, walked out of the show completely because of the casting, citing that there were "creative differences with regards to the casting of those girls."

Also, according to Fashionista, another stylist backstage was so rude to the girls that she was asked to leave and not come back.

The beautiful model in the picture is Hayley Morley, one of the size 12 models that caused this alleged controversy last Sunday at Mark Fast's show. Personally, I'm a size 12 and I don't look nearly that good.

Now, that being said, I could turn this post into a rant about how superficial and ridiculous it is that a gorgeous girl that looks like that raises such hell. Or how ridiculously scared I am to attempt to enter such a world where extra pounds makes me an undesirable candidate for anything, despite my skills or personality. Or how I have always loved fashion and consider myself fairly knowledgeable on the subject, but could be written off at sheer glance due to the tiny number printed on the inside of my pants label.

But I won't. I will give my sheer amount of adoring praise to Hayley and the girls that had the courage to walk where most girls my size would not walk before. And challenge people to challenge their ideals and principles and superficiality.

Sorry for the serious rant. Yay fashion week. Boo bitchy people.